Well, it all started when I FELL FOR HOURS!! Luckly I found a MAGIC BALLOON! The inflation fetishists on deviantArt then offered to help me on my quest to save the princess, and as my year is almost over and I don’t want to take any chances, I made them go first.
They were never seen again.
So anyway, after that I stormed King Koopas CONEY ISLAND DISCO PALACE, which was OVER THERE!!!
I stormed the castle and bravely confronted BOWSER!
No, really, I was very brave!
After I defeated the foul beast, I entered the castles dungeon to save to princess.
Thinking about how I would no longer be Player 2 made me really horny.
So I confront the princess and what do I see? RED MOTHERFUCKING MARIO! Playing Mario Party with the princess!
So I took his place and stole his girl!
Then I became a furry!
NOW GO THE FUCK TO BED YOSHI!!!